Momma has been so busy at work and going to a doctor to fix her from crash we haven't been able to post much or visit. :( We hope you will forgive us. She trying to take our pictures but the flashy box was tired, I don't see how 'cus is hasn't done anything but momma but it to sleep in it's special bed. Here is something weird that showed up on our refrigerator this week!
Notice to all Pets
To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door – nose height.
Dear Dogs and Cats,
The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mind and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that esthetically pleasing in the slightest.
The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not he object. Tripping me doesn’t help because I fall faster then you can run.
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can curl in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out the fullest possible extent. I also know that sticking tails strait out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.
For the last time, there is not a secret exit form the bathroom. IF by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the know or get you paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years – canine or feline attendance is not required.
The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat’s butt. I cannot stress this enough!
Please press "thumbs UP" for Agnes, thank you.
3 years ago
11 comments:
I hope my mommy doesn't decide to post that at our house . . .
Hmm... I don't understand those rules. I mean it's true there is no secret exit but don't they understand that many accidents happen in the bathroom? Who will be there to prance on your prone body if you fall and injure yourself if I am locked out?
My Darling,
Clearly that was a mistake, or perhaps not meant for you. My best advice is to shred it so that your Momma forgets about it at once!
Purrs and Headbumps,
Your Jake
Do not worry, sometimes moms get busy. I think it is best if you just ignore that Notice to Pets. You are not pets. You are Royalty.
Daisy is right -- you are royalty that note wasn't meant for you.
Purrs
Abby
Dat wuz a funnee note. I gess thay wantid to make yoo laff.
When we get cards frum our cat furrends Mommy puts em on the food bocks door with our Skeezix and Daisy magnits. But a note like dat?
Mommy knows bedder...
My Mum thinks that is hilarious! She keep laughing and laughing and laughing. I, on the other hand, am not amused in the least.
I hope your Mommy is not too hurted by the accident. Take care of her.
Oh my sweet - I almost forgot about the party, though I don't know how - the way Pearl is going on and on, even George is excited. I will be there first thing to pick you up and escort you to the pirate island - I wouldn't want anyone as beautiful as you going alone to a pirate island!
Your Jake
"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha," and how did you respond to that piece of work? Or are you still rolling on the floor like you should be? Your mommy is very funny. She should be a stand up comedian. She thinks the bed is hers, the foods are hers, the stairway ISN"T a race track??? What planet was she born on?
Oh no, what if she's serious? You all have A LOT of work to do. Let us know if you'd like us to beam over to help educate. We have some free time when mom goes back to teach summer school. Hey I'd even leave Cookie there for an extended stay. She knows how to bite humans to get them learning faster...
Oh yeah, don't forget to tell the human that she isn't allowed to be in the litterbox room alone. It's in the rules. And why wouldn't she want you there? She doesn't know it's a privilege to have litterbox room company? Okay, the more I think about that letter the angrier I get. I think you need to go over to Jan's Funny Farm and follow that woofie's advice. You guys need almost too much help. But hang in there, ok?
Well, dat was a purrty funny letter...but it can't be taken seriously. Everyone knows that cats are in charge. Hope yoor mom is okay...maybe she gots a bump on da head causing her to temporarily forget who's in charge, dat would explain why she put dat letter up.
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