Thursday, huh?

Momma has been so busy at work and going to a doctor to fix her from crash we haven't been able to post much or visit. :( We hope you will forgive us. She trying to take our pictures but the flashy box was tired, I don't see how 'cus is hasn't done anything but momma but it to sleep in it's special bed. Here is something weird that showed up on our refrigerator this week!


Notice to all Pets

To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door – nose height.

Dear Dogs and Cats,

The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mind and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that esthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not he object. Tripping me doesn’t help because I fall faster then you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can curl in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out the fullest possible extent. I also know that sticking tails strait out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is not a secret exit form the bathroom. IF by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the know or get you paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years – canine or feline attendance is not required.

The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat’s butt. I cannot stress this enough!