Thursday, December 13, 2007

Thursday 13, Edition #6: Why Me Mad

Thurteen Wesons Why Me Mads at Me Sistor

1. She whaps me in da head all da time!

2. Me can't goes thru a doors first.

3. Her gets to sleep wif mommy.

4. She steal me toys.

5. She gets toes sits in da chairs by mommy when she on da computers.

6. Me can't cuddles wif her.

7. She get treats first or cries.

8. Me don't gets to blog nears as much, or comments to friends.

9. Me wants a pet fishes too!

10. Her has a whole basket a collars an me has 1 um, 2 but mommy hadn't fix it so me can ware it so it like 1.

11. Her has a special Krismouse sock and me don't, me have a ginarik one that was in da decoration box cus mommy no have time to make me one.

12. We gets more salmons den chickhens, salmons her favoret not mine.

13. Did me mention she whaps me alot?


Gemini and Ichiro said...

I think those are all reasons to be mad, but maybe cause Santa Claus wants us to be nice, you should pretend you aren't so mad?


Dragonheart, Merlin, Devi, and Chloe said...

Empress, I'm sorry to hear that you sister whaps you in the head so much! That's not very nice at all. :( I hope that you'll get to sleep with your mom too - I love sleeping with my humans.

The Meezers or Billy said...

head whapping is not nice. Sammy bites me on the tummy and that's not nice either. - Miles

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Don't get mad get even! I bet yoor gonna get more stuff fur Krissmouse cuz it sounds like yoor big sisfur is being kinda nawty...Sandy Claws doesn't like nawty.

Anonymous said...

Don't worry, Auntie Lindy will have a little talk with your big sister, and get you your very own stocking!

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

Boy that makes me glad I'm the only girl in the house! Girls are much more pushy than boy cats. I get what I want when I want it but I do not mess with the boys when they demand something. I'd get whapped.


Parker said...

I would be upset about a generic stocking too - I hope this gets fixed soon!

Mr. Hendrix said...

aw, I'm sorry you have such sibling problems. i'm an only kitty and it gets lonely, but i'm glad i'm not whapped.
if if makes you feel better, i just have a generic stocking too. maybe your mommy and my mommy can make us special ones for next year!

We do like hearing from you too Empress, maybe Queen Snickers will let you post more if we all ask nicely. I think your mommy should let you both sleep with her! Nothing keeps our mommies warmer and happier than a kitty snuggled up, so two kitties is twice the lovin.

Daisy said...

Ah, poor Empress! I can see why you might be a little bit upset. And now I have a better idea of how my sister Pixie might feel sometimes.


Oh Empress

That isn't good, I can understand why you is mad.


Sunny's Mommy said...

She probably does all that because she's older than you and has been in the household longer.

You have to start asserting yourself, Empress. Remember, she who is pushiest gets her way. So start being pushy yourself ;-)

HRH Yao-Lin said...

I cannot believe that your sister gets a handmade Christmas stocking and you do not. This is wrong in so many ways. You need to phone the rspca. Now. This is cat abuse! Honestly! x

Mickey's Musings said...

Lay down the law with yer Mom!
Demand yer fair share!After all,you live there too!
Good luck,heehee,Mickey

Rosemary B❤️ said...

This makes us very very sad.
we were crying by the time we got to #9 :-(
Your mommie needs to address this dire situation immediately!

Gretchen said...

Aww, poor Empress...I'm sorry you're having such a bad time of things.